Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Negawatt Central

Sunday, May 11th, 2008

Ever heard of a Negawatt? To understand a negawatt, you need to know first what a megawatt is. A megawatt is a large amount of electrical power. So the cleverly named negawatt just means not using a megawatt of electricity. It’s a great concept for reducing the need for more power plants and with the latest high-tech power usage monitoring tools that are available it is finally becoming a practical solution. Technically, Amory Lovins of the Rocky Mountain Institute coined the term “negawatts” in 1989, for conserved energy.

CNET takes an inside look at one such anti-power control center in New England called EnerNoc.

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When a utility or power generator gives EnerNoc a signal, technicians in the operations center alert their customers and then dial down their energy usage using the Internet.

The changes can be relatively simple, such as turning down the lights in a hotel lobby for 15 minutes. But added together, they can lighten the load significantly on the grid during peak times and potentially obviate the need to build more power plants.

Utilities also want to avoid turning on expensive and dirty “peaking plants” that get turned on at peak times, such as the middle of a hot summer day, when air conditioners are on high.

Read on and see more photos.

Here is a longer article about the history and current state of the Negawatt.

Amazingly, someone actually wrote a poem about the Negawatt (in the comments of the previous article). Read it at your own risk…

A Negawatt

A negawatt is a megawatt saved,
A negawatt is the path to be paved,
Energy efficiency is what we strive to be,
For negawatt savings are real.

A negawatt is power not used,
And none of us should be excused,
From keeping on the switches, wasting power in glitches,
Running of electrons is abused.

Leaving lights on when they are not needed,
Disconnects on microwaves not heeded,
We keep in the power plug and it turns into a slug,
By draining power which from the grid is feeded.

Negawatts are megawatts to save,
The negawatt should be the path to crave,
Energy efficiency is what we strive to be,
Yes, negawatt savings are real.

Dog vs. Balloons

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

I wonder if Baxter (my dog, sort of) could learn to do something useful like this?



Jay Leno had a dog on his show to do this stunt so apparently there’s a market for balloon popping dogs.

Cell Phone Voice Mail Shortcuts

Saturday, April 26th, 2008

Save time when leaving someone a voice mail by skipping their greeting and/or the automated voice mail instructions and go straight to the beep.

There are cell phone shortcuts you can use to bypass the greeting and start recording a message immediately. All you need to know is which carrier is used by the person you are calling.

If you call anyone on AT&T or T-Mobile, press the “#” button. For Verizon, press the “*” button, and use the “1” when calling anyone on Sprint.

from The Selling Sherpa (google search result)

“7″ also works for AT&T, which is my carrier. I’ll have to try ‘#’.

You may be able to use similar shortcuts on business phone systems.

And now, some LOL cats on the phone.

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getsmart

Which reminds me, I can’t wait for the movie Get Smart to come out (June 20th). A throwback to the awesome Get Smart television series from the late 60s (created by Mel Brooks).

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Also, Watertown, SD, received 19″ of snow yesterday – the new all time record for one calendar day snowfall. It snowed last night and most of the morning here, but no accumulation, just windy and chilly at 40 F. It’s supposed to get down to 27 tonight!

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Hillbilly How-to: Practical uses for your old computer pieces

Monday, March 17th, 2008

My uncle sent me this fabulous guide for making the most of your old computer parts.

For example:

SquirrelCage

When my fifth oldest boy brought home a baby squirrel last week, I thought to myself, “dang! Where are we gonna store that critter until it gets big enough to eat?” And that’s when the wheels started to twist in my brain. I ran out to the woods, picked up one of my old monitors, busted out the insides, gorilla glued some chicken wire to the front, and VOILA! A fully functional squirrel cage!

The rest here: Hillbilly How-to: Practical uses for your old computer pieces

Home Repairs

Sunday, March 16th, 2008

Business here is brisk, as usual.

HomeRepairsSign

Picture taken by me in Shannon, AL.

According to ePodunk, the city of Shannon was named for John James Shannon, a mine operator.

Women As Explained By Engineers

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

I saw this about a year ago, but it was just forwarded to me again (by a woman no less!) so I have to post it.

Women As Explained By Engineers

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